I HATE MUSIC


 

I hate music

I hate rock

I hate country

I hate rap

I hate new age

I hate new wave

I hate no wave

I hate surf

I hate ska

I hate 2nd-wave ska

I hate revivalist ska

I hate elevator music

I hate escalator music

I hate airline music

I hate airplane music

I hate music for airports

I hate music for carports

I hate music for carpools

I hate music for wading pools

I hate music for waiting rooms

I hate music for bedrooms

I hate porn music

I hate horn music

I hate punk

I hate funk

I hate folk

I hate bluegrass

I hate lawnmowing music

I hate wedding music

I hate lounge music

I hate drinking music

I hate eating music

I hate listening to music

Etc, etc.


------written Spring 1999------


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