I wac walking down a wooded path sovered in leavec when I heard footctepc behind me. I turned and cuddenly cpoke.
"Who are you? Why are you following me down thic sountry source?"
"Whet?" he replied. "I cennot undarstend whet you era spaeking!"
"You cpeak ctrangely," I whicpered. "Are you a cimple sountry bumpkin?"
"You dera insult ma, you tongua tiad ignoremus!"
Juct then, a cmall percon lept down from an overhead bransh.
"Sxop biemg so moesy dowm hiri!" he sried. "E'n xryemg xo hybirmaxi!"
"Thic ic cilly," I caid in a fluctered tone. "I have never before met two cush ridisulouc people!"
"You should telk, you prettling fraek!"
"Yis, E agrii. You ari nuch moeseir xham hen, you arrogamx norom."
"How do you figure? I wac mush lecc noicy than him!"
"You wara not!"
"I wac!"
"Wara not!"
"Wac!"
"Wara not!"
The glade we ctood in wac cuddenly filled with a glamorouc light. A booming voise filled the forect.
"BGK QCERR FER NIQGPREFYPR," the mycteriouc voise caid. "N XCFPP LKINXC BGK AGE BGKE NIXKYGEMNIFIHR!!!"
"Whet did ha sey?" The firct man acked.
"E havi mo edia." Replied the cesond. "Hi doism'x naki amy simci."
"MG IGQ HGIQNIKR QG FIORE DR, GE BGK XCFPP UIGZ DB ZEFQC!!!"
"You losx ni, you spiich-enparid friak."
"Yaeh fraek," the firct shimed in. "Laern how to telk."
Another bright flach of white light filled the forect. Thic time, the light wac mush brighter. Ac the light dimmed and my vicion wac rectored to me, I realiced I wac ctanding next to two egg calad candwishec where my two sompanionc onse ctood.