IHNT - I Have No Toes
WWSD? - What Would Satan Do?
MAMB - Martians Ate My Brain
WIOISY - Watch It Or I'll Sue You
MFICUADMS - Maladjusted Funk Is Crawling Up And Down My Spine
OYTEI - Oh Yeah? Try Eating It
HI - Hi
MFAM - My Feces Are Magnetic
LUIATSN - Listen Up, I'm About To Say Nothing
SINYACB - Sorry, I've Never Used A Computer Before
SHIT - Self Helping Inner Tension
DOPE - Destructive Organic Potted Elves
ILS - I Luv Saliva
LAP - Look! Another Pod!
TFSB - Thanks For Sharing, Bitch
ISMOF - I Swallowed My Own Face
IYDLIGFYYCRB - If You Don't Like It, Go Fuck Yourself You Commie Rat Bastard
SPMS - Satan Possessed My Soul
MLIMC - Midgets Live In My Closet
ICTOAATSML - I Can't Think Of An Acronym To Save My Life
FBI - Former British Intelligence
CIA - Canadian Instruments Authority
IRS - International Retail Scams
LLE - Long Lasting Effect(s)
HME - Home Made Explosives
NSWF? - Nice Shoes, Wanna Fuck?
VIP - Vegetarian Ingesting Parrot
IRC - Information Requires Cheese
LOL - Little Old Lady
LMAO - Laundry Must Air Outside
BRB - Babies `R Boring
SSW - Self Serving Whore
PBJ - Pathetic Blow Job
IDUA - I Don't Use Acronyms
IOF - Irritable Old Folks
YIN - Ypsilanti Ice Nabbers
YANG - Yuppies Are Noxious Gases
EMT - Enjoy My Teeth
TLA - Three Letter Acronym
FLAS - Four Letter Acronyms Suck
FLAST - Five Letter Acronyms Suck Too
SLAAMW - Six Letter Acronyms Are Much Worse
SLAAFTC- Seven Letter Acronyms Are Far Too Complicated
ELAASOTD - Eight Letter Acronyms Are Spawn Of The Devil
TAFTWTATLA - There Are Few Things Worse Than A Ten Letter Acronym
WIFDAGTHMELSWBTCITLA - When I Finally Die And Go To Hell My Entire Life Story Will Be Told Completely In Twenty Letter Acronyms
STOP - Speedy Travel Offers Protection
NNNAAAMMM - New No New Age Advanced Ambient Motor Music Machine (Courtesy of Einsturzende Neubauten)
BDHF - Barn Door House Frog
APVT - Automatic Propulsion Via Tuna
FSNHITB - Folk Singers Never Had It This Bad
------written May 2000------